CriticalMass Podcast

Two semi-educated guys with opinions that talk about everything from politics to pop culture. We skewer the norm and frankly don't care how you feel about it. We're rude, crude, and...blude? I don't know...is that ...more

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July 27, 2018 01:40:20
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Season 5 - Ep. 9 - “There’s No Romance Left in My Masterbation”

Season 5 - Ep. 9 - “There’s No Romance Left in My Masterbation” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Andrew about politics, slavery, the hopeful demise of Tucker Carlson, public restrooms, wives, and TREASON!!!! Special thanks to bensound.com for our music. Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company Sorry folks, the8oclockstop.com has been sunsetted. GET AT US FOR TICKETS TO CRITICALMASS LIVE ON AUGUST 3RD!!!!! ...

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July 13, 2018 01:32:09
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Season 5 - Ep. 8 - “Mentally Handicapped People, in Texas, Can Be Put to Death!”

Season 5 - Ep. 8 - “Mentally Handicapped People, in Texas, Can Be Put to Death!” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to B about so many things. Fun cops. Razor blades. Trump worse than Hitler? Scott Pruitt. Concentration camps in the US. POUND ME TOO!!! Special thanks to bensound.com for our music. Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company Sorry folks, the8oclockstop.com has been subsetted. GET AT US FOR TICKETS TO CRITICALMASS LIVE ON AUGUST 3RD!!!!! ...

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June 29, 2018 01:10:31
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Season 5 - Ep. 7 - “OneOhFive In Memoriam”

Season 5 - Ep. 7 - “OneOhFive In Memoriam” Dan and The RocnessMonster chat with their buddy Jay! Is Trump strikingly like HItler? What actor would play you in a movie about your life? How shady is FIFA? Stories of the past. Stupidness. Homophobia. We suck. Don’t bother listening. But listen…because you have to. Enjoy the show! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Co. For information on tickets for the August 3rd benefit, featuring CriticalMass LIVE….message our Facebook page. Tickets are $10….100% of the proceeds to charity. ...

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June 15, 2018 01:09:00
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Season 5 - Ep. 6 - “I Think There’s a Pube in my Mouth”

Season 5 - Ep. 6 - “I Think There’s a Pube in my Mouth” Dan and The RocnessMonster discuss the flag, America, what it means to be American, how far we’ve strayed from our mission as a country. We also talk Funko, Kelly Tran, and mail fraud Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Special Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com Eagleepoxy.us Geneseebeardco.com Enjoy the show!! ...

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June 06, 2018 01:12:59
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Season 5 - Ep. 5 -“The Biggest Natural Ejaculate on the Planet — Dr. Cox IS BACK!”

Season 5 - Ep. 5 - “The Biggest Natural Ejaculate on the Planet — Dr. Cox IS BACK!” You heard me right…Dr. Cox is back and we’re talking about volcanoes, earth quakes, geysers, and VIOLENT GEOLOGY!!! We touch on Trump’s stupidity, the execution of black America at the hands of the police, and a very interesting FUCK YOU segment…. Enjoy the show!! Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Special Thanks to: the8oclockstop.com Eagleepoxy.us Geneseebeardco.com Enjoy the show!! ...

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May 27, 2018 01:14:42
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Season 5 - Ep. 4 - "Yanny, Laurel, You're an Idiot"

Season 5 - Ep. 4 - "Yanny, Laurel, You're an Idiot" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk about stuff. We're actually only saying Laurel this entire episode, if you hear anything else, that'll be crazy!! Thanks to bensound.com for all our music. Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us the8oclockstop.com The Genesee Beard Company Laurel, Laurel, Laurel....Yanny? ...

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