CriticalMass Podcast

Season 5 - Ep. 3 - "Get On Your Knees and Customer Service Me" Dan and The Rocness Monster talk about what good customer service is. How badly Three Brothers Wineries sucks balls. Racism, stereotypes, Trump are all on the table. Enjoy the show! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Co. ...

Season 5 - Ep. 2 - “One Flew Over the Turkey Vulture’s Nest” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their friends Andrew and K-dubs about mental health, North Korea, swallowing, pretentiousness, knick, knack, paddy-whack, give a dog a bone! Hold on to your medication and call your therapist for this one! **Mental health is a serious thing. We like to make jokes to bring light to what is a very serious topic. We want to thank Andrew and K-dubs for being very open and candid about their own struggles. We promote the open discussion of mental health and hope it will lead to a healthier, better, and safer country and world.** Tomorrow is too late… National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255 Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company ...

Season 5 Premiere - “Requiem for a Night Terror” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy JR about guns, the conservative sickness, night terrors, haunted houses, parrots with attitude, and ticklish genitals. Well slap me around and call me Sally! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company ...

Season 4 - Finale - “Fuck Cancer” Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddies Joe and Evan about…well….Evan….HE is soooo self centered…. But seriously, Evan is a true hero in his battles against cancer and kicking its ass…multiple times. Evan may now be part machine, but he is all man….he showed us his penis after the show! We hope you all enjoyed Season 4! We will be back soon with new fun guests! Surprises! Shit stained underwear! And the eventual fall of mankind!! Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Company ...

Season 4 - Ep. 8 - "Where's the Ladies' Section?" Dan and The RocnessMonster talk to their buddy Lags about stuff!!! Children exposing themselves to other children. Shitty parenting. Department stores with no departments! Dan plays the keyboard. Rocness shits his pants. Lags eats a whole wheel of cheese. Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special Thanks to: EagleEpoxy.us the8oclockstop.com Genesee Beard Company ...

Season 4 - Episode 7 - “ONE YEAR MOTHERFU……” Dan brings booze. The RocnessMonster is an idiot. Enjoy a very off-putting conversation with Jawa-bean, Ray-Ray, and Adam. A star-studded episode with people you’ve never heard of! Just shut up and listen….. Thanks to bensound.com for our music. Special thanks to: the8oclockstop.com EagleEpoxy.us The Genesee Beard Co. AND MOSTLY TO OUR FRIENDS AND FANS!!! You’re the reason for any and all of our success. Thanks for giving us an awesome year!! We look forward to many more!!!! Trump has no dick!!! No dick at all people!!!! ...